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10. You can hand over the rent next month
You can take a few dollars of the rent every month to pay for things instead. Your landlord is already a well off lazy bugger that does not really require that few extra pounds.
9. You cat does not need food
They are born natural predators and can go out in the alley and chase yarn balls for food. If not they are fluffy enough to be able to beg from the neighbours.
8. Those antique shoes still function
As long as it is dry these shoes still work and I do not have to buy new shoes, and dry season is just around the corner so I can just call them sandals or flip flops instead.
7. Electricity is for weaklings
Let us face it, we do not have to have electricity – Fire was invented for a reason and today everything is so foolproof that you can simply set up a fireplace in your own apartment without having to worry that your nice couch will catch fire. Just go to the library for kindling material and you are all set.
6. Stains become invisible if you turn your shirt inside out
Who was the moron that claimed you have to wash your clothes every day? You can easily wear your clothes two days in a row and then you turn them inside out to hide any stains and other things they may have been exposed to. If you are lucky you might even start a trend in high fashion where everybody will start turning their clothes inside out!
5. You can always trick someone to pay for you instead
Well, this might only work for the younger people but tricking someone to buy your drink is not that hard and then you do not have to worry about any promotional discount or voucher codes. Let them do that worrying.
4. You still live at home
As long as you live at home you do not ever have to worry with these discount vouchers. Your dad have these magical plastic cards that they stick in the wall and the wall returns a lot of money. What could you ever possibly want voucher codes for?
3. Your grandma loves you and still pays for you
Your own dad may have kicked you out of their apartment but grandma still loves you above and beyond the call of devotion. Besides, the elderly are there to dote upon us younger and very helpless youth. They have waited all their life for this very opportunity to spoil you rotten!
2. You are waiting on that inheritance from your 15 years younger distant cousin
You do not have to save pennies because your younger distant cousin, twice removed, has amassed a minor fortune and is bound to kick the bucket any day now. Once the cousin does that you will of course inherit everything, including the beautiful wife and their 2.5 kids.
1. That is what your kids piggy bank is for!
Your kids have been such a drain on your financial statement for such an extended time now it is time for them to start paying some of it back, with interest of course, a healthy daily interest rate should teach them a thing or three about how real life is. This trick of course requires that you have managed to get a few kids first as the community in general frowns a little bit upon people pilfering other kids piggy banks.
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